Here's my fanfic

[foxgirl]

Here is a fanfic i have posted on other boards. do u like?

Krystal's Solo Game

It's another day at Nintendo of Japan. The sunshine is reflecting off the mirror like windows of the Nintendo building. Inside Mr. Miyamoto is going through paper work. When he went for his pen, he looked up and saw Krystal and Slippy at his desk.

Miyamoto: "Who let you in here? I mean, Krystal what are you doing here?"

Krystal: "Morning Mr. Miyamoto. I was wondering that maybe that I could get a solo game of my own. It would be interesting to see my side of the story since so little was explaned about me in Starfox Adventures and Starfox Assault."

Slippy: "And maybe get some nude chicks and beer!"

Miyamoto: "Slippy, Nintendo is a kid friendly corperation. I'm not putting nude women and beer in any games. Besides, why are you here?"

Slippy: "I followed Krystal to get some beer and pot."

Slippy then took out a beer and started drinking. Miyamoto stared at him as he jugged and Krystal shook her head.

Krystal: "Sorry Mr. Miyamoto. Ever since fans started calling him gay, Slippy hasn't been the same."

Slippy: "I'm not gay! I'm just overly happy all the time...Wanna get high?"

Krystal: "Damit, Slippy! If you're not gonna help me then get your ass back in the car!"

Slippy: "I was gonna leave anyway. I'm getting the case of the munchies."

Slippy started to walk out the door when he collapsed.

Krystal: "He'll be fine there for a little while."

Miyamoto: "Tell him to quit drugs or he's fired! Anyway, I don't about this solo game of yours..."

Krystal: "Please, Miyamoto, it would be really great if I did have a solo game. Shadow the Hedgehog got one."

Just then, Falco slammed open the door and walked in.

Falco: "I'd like a solo game, too. A lot of fans would like to know where I was during Starfox Adventures."

Miyamoto: "No Falco! You're not getting one! You've been asking for one since the first Starfox game and all you ever want to do in them is bang super models and kick ass. Besides, I hate working with because you pregnant dog too much. Now get out of my office"

Falco: "Don't grill me! I'm not leaving until I get a game!!"

Then Falco pulled out a twelve gadge and pointed it at Miyamoto.

Falco: "Give me a game or kiss your ass goodbye, Mother f**ker!"

Krystal high kicked the gun out of Falco's hands and then punched him in the balls.

Krystal: "Get the hell out of here, Falco!"

Falco: *wheezes*"Yes...ma'am."

Falco started to slowly walk out when he collapsed next to Slippy.

Miyamoto: "Dare ya to put his hand on Slippy's ass. HAHA!"

Krystal: "My game, Mr. Miyamoto?"

Miyamoto: "It's not like I don't want make a game for you it just money is a big issues in making these games."

The door openned and Peppy walked in and over Slippy and Falco and up to Miyamoto's desk.

Peppy: "Money wasn't an issue when you try to get rid of me! By the way, thanks for trying to kill me in Starfox Assault!"

Miyamoto: "Peppy, how'd you get here from Autume Grove?"

Peppy: "Say it, Miyamoto, the home! Anyways I'm here with complaints!"

Krystal: "But Mr. Miyamoto don't you want to know about my idea for my game?"

Miyamoto: "I want to know how you people keep getting pass Secretary."

Suddenly, Yoshi, wearing a secretary graud uniform, ran into the office.

Yoshi: "Wha! Wha! Hmmm! Yoshi! Wha! "(Sir! Someone's just got pass me and into your office!)

Miyamoto: "I know, Yoshi! By the way, your fired from secretary graud duty and going back to games!"

Yoshi: "Hmmm! Wat! Wha!"(Yeah well f**k you, man!)

Yoshi ripped off his secretary badge and gave Miyamoto the figure, then left.

Peppy: "My complaints, Mr. Miyamoto?"

Miyamoto: "Yeah about your complaints?"

Peppy: "Well I'd like to be living back in the Great Fox. I hate living at Autume Grove, they force us to make shoes for profit and make us sleep in closets! I'd also like to paid more!"

Miyamoto: "You get paid like ten billion a year, how much more money do you need?"

Peppy: "Enough to pimp my ride!"

Krystal: "You ride in the Arwing."

Peppy: "Yes and I just need more money to finish the graphics, bling up the thingypit and put a small, gold statue of me on the front."

Miyamoto: "Please, Peppy, you don't need all that!"

Peppy: "Why not? You pimped up your ride!"

Miyamoto: "Oh I just added a few things."

Peppy: "You added a solid gold frame and diamond made windows. A few things my white, rabbit ass!"

Miyamoto: "Look I'll see what I can about moving you back into the Great Fox. Now leave! And maybe do me the favor of putting Falco's hand on Slippy's ass."

Peppy just shook his head and walked out the office.

Falco: "Ohhhh...God that hurt...Oh man......Who put my hand on Slippy's ass!!"

Miyamoto: "Yeah..Peppy did that on the way out."

Krystal: "You told him to do that!"

Miyamoto: "Shhh!"

Falco: "Look I'm just gonna leave, ok? Screw the game!"

Miyamoto: "Could you take Slippy with you?"

Slippy: "Yeah...And could you get me some pot?"

Falco knocked out Slipply with his twelve gadge and dragged him out.

Miyamoto: "Don't tell me this but I took a picture of Falco when his hand was on Slippy ass."

Krystal: "My game, Mr Miyamoto?"

Miyamoto: "Oh yes! Look Krystal I'm just gonna have to ask the other staff and we'll get back to you."

Krystal: "Thank you, Mr. Miyamoto."



"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams.